So, today something happened that reminded me of how much of a southern hick town I live in.
I was at the grocery store, buying things as normal. when suddenly the guy behind me says, "Hey! That guy's taking his cart outside!" and sure enough, somebody went past the cashier and carted out 2 giant bags of dog food, and about 12 cases of beer.
The cashiers ran outside and sure enough he had his getaway car, which sure got away, but without any of the stolen goods. He spent a good time in the parking lot waving around like a drunkard.
Guys. attempting theft for BAGS OF DOG FOOD AND BEER.
Explain this. Dang rednecks. In our Walmart the condoms are behind security lines because people steal them. what. the. heck.
So anyway I'm moving to an upscale part of Alabama soon, please let me now if you live down there. I will be so alones